The Funny Side of Football

'The Funny Side Of Football' for kindle.

‘The Funny Side Of Football’ collects a variety of amusing quotes from footballers, managers and pundits. It also includes a selection of light-hearted chapters on a variety of football themed subjects.

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“You can’t play with a one armed goalkeeper. Not at this level.”
…Kevin Keegan

“If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England.”
…John Barnes

“There was nothing between us and United … apart from the seven goals.”
…Danny Wilson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.”
…David Acfield

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong! The Leicester City 2015-16 Premier League Story (Told In Quotes)

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong!

If pre-season someone had told you that Chelsea would fail to defend their title, and on the day when the new champions were officially confirmed, Chelsea fans would be chanting the name of the new champions, it would have seemed unbelievable…

From pizza to champagne, from Jamie Vardy having a party to Gary Lineker’s undies, this is the story of the most incredible season in the history of English football, told in quotes by the players, managers, pundits and fans.

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“We all know the big teams and the big money wins ninety nine percent of the time. I know, because I am the one percent.”

“Roy Of The Rovers readers would have written in and said, ‘No, this is too daft.'”

“Claudio Ranieri? Really?”