Sunday, 28 August 2016

The Funny Side of Football

'The Funny Side Of Football' for kindle.
‘The Funny Side Of Football’ collects a variety of amusing quotes from footballers, managers and pundits. It also includes a selection of light-hearted chapters on a variety of football themed subjects.

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“You can’t play with a one armed goalkeeper. Not at this level.”
…Kevin Keegan

“If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England.”
…John Barnes

“There was nothing between us and United … apart from the seven goals.”
…Danny Wilson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.”
…David Acfield

Friday, 26 August 2016

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong! The Leicester City 2015-16 Premier League Story (Told In Quotes)

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong!
If pre-season someone had told you that Chelsea would fail to defend their title, and on the day when the new champions were officially confirmed, Chelsea fans would be chanting the name of the new champions, it would have seemed unbelievable…

From pizza to champagne, from Jamie Vardy having a party to Gary Lineker’s undies, this is the story of the most incredible season in the history of English football, told in quotes by the players, managers, pundits and fans.

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“We all know the big teams and the big money wins ninety nine percent of the time. I know, because I am the one percent.”

“Roy Of The Rovers readers would have written in and said, ‘No, this is too daft.'”

“Claudio Ranieri? Really?”

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes

'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' for kindle.
'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' is the story of the 2015 formula 1 season as told by the drivers, ex-drivers, team personnel, pundits and commentators.

Relive the inter-team rivalry between Lewis hamilton and Nico Rosberg, tyre blow-outs, Fernando Alonso's 'GP2 engine' frustrations, capgate, Red Bull and Renault almost getting a divorce, tyre pressure investigations, and other stories of the year, as Lewis Hamilton battled to his third F1 title.

Each Grand Prix weekend is covered in detail with sections featuring build-up quotes, race weekend, radio quotes, post-race quotes, and statistics.

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'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' is available for kindle from Amazon:
The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Small Pots Also Have Ears by Charles Fudgemuffin

Small Pots Also Have Ears
'Small Pots Also Have Ears' is a short story based on a Swedish saying which roughly translates to mean 'children listen in to adult conversations and overhear more than you realise'.  Here's a teaser quote from the story...

"Auntie, you know what? My dad says..."

Although 'Small Pots Also Have Ears' is technically set billions of miles away on the planet Fem, it’s nevertheless just a regular everyday story about a young kid and his parents, and other than a few alien sounding names, it could just as easily have been set here on Earth.

‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you.  However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then it's free from iBooks, Kobo, B&N, Payhip and Smashwords.  You can also read it online at Wattpad.

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