How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy by Charles Fudgemuffin
The first of Charles Fudgemuffin's 'How To Save The World' books.
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| How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy |
'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' is the first book in the series and this is the blurb:
‘Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.
In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.
Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...’
'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' by Charles Fudgemuffin is available for Kindle from Amazon:
UK: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
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Please note, 'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' is suitable for ages 18+ and is not recommended for prudes or squares.
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How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For by Charles Fudgemuffin
The second of Charles Fudgemuffin's 'How To Save The World' books.
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| Be Careful What You Wish For |
“The second book in the How To Save The World saga follows on from the dramatic conclusion to book one with Eric’s adventures on the planet Fem continuing as he ******** ** ***** *** ****** ***** caught with a highland goat, an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and a Peter Stringfellow mask ****** ** ***** **** ******* allegations which I hasten to add were never proven ****** *** ******** **** the subject of a super injunction from Honey Crescent Farm which prevented any further incidents involving ***** **** ****** ** **** **** large protruding object from his ******** **** *** ***** ****** took a team of highly skilled professionals several hours to dislodge ****** *** ******** **** ***** ten sessions of counselling for the understandably disturbed monkey ***** ** **** * ***** ****** leading to the dramatic finale with things excitingly balanced for the next book in the series, How To Save The World: Part 2B – By Whatever Means Necessary.”
How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For by Charles Fudgemuffin is available for Kindle from Amazon:
UK: How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For
US: How To Save The World: Part 2A - Be Careful What You Wish For
Please note, ‘How To Save The World: Part 2A – Be Careful What You Wish For’ is suitable for ages 18+ and is not recommended for prudes or squares.
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How To Save The World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary by Charles Fudgemuffin
The third of Charles Fudgemuffin's 'How To Save The World' books.
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| By Whatever Means Necessary |
“We really enjoyed part two but it’s over 600 pages. Why don’t you split it into two books? That way we get to charge twice and can double our profits.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“No, I couldn’t do that to the fans. I’ve got too much integrity.”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
“We’ll give you an extra 10%.”
...Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates.
“Where do I sign?”
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
"Eh! What a rip-off!"
...Disgruntled Reader.
"Ha! Ha! Mug!"
...Charles Fudgemuffin.
For ‘artistic’ reasons it was decided that part two of the How To Save The World trilogy would work better from a creative point of view if it was split into two books. 'By Whatever Means Necessary' is the second of those books.
How To Save The World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary by Charles Fudgemuffin is available for Kindle from Amazon:
UK: How To Save The World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary
US: How To Save The World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary
Please note, ‘How To Save The World: Part 2B - By Whatever Means Necessary’ is suitable for ages 18+ and is not recommended for prudes or squares.
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How To Save The World: Part 3A - Hopes And Dreams
The fourth of Charles Fudgemuffin's 'How To Save The World' books.
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| Hopes And Dreams |
After returning from his adventures on the planet Fem, Eric soon finds himself a job working for a respected insurance company and life finally appears to be returning to normal once again.
Until, that is, Eric discovers that members of the motor insurance division (north east team) have been using form Stat7D to process their stationery order requests, despite the employee handbook making it abundantly clear that form Stat7D has now been discontinued and all future stationery requests should be made on form 46C.
When Eric investigates matters further he is met with the rather flimsy claims that ‘we’d just ran out of the 46C forms so we thought it would be okay to use the old forms.’ To add to the intrigue, for whatever reason, the admin section seem keen to repeatedly turn a blind eye to this flagrant breach of the rules pertaining to stationery order requests.
Is it simply a case of a shortage of the new forms as claimed? Or is that just a hastily cobbled together cover story for something more sinister? Will Eric ever get to the bottom of this suspicious administrative conundrum or will his detective powers allude him on this occasion?
Find out the answers to this intriguing mystery inside this the first book in the third and final part of the ‘How To Save The World’ story…
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Nar, man. That doesn’t happen obviously. That was just a joke. That’s not the proper story. The proper story is still to do with the Telix-17 virus and Jixyl and Azleev and stuff like that. Nothing happens to do with stationery order forms.
Or does it?
Read 'How To Save The World: Part 3A - Hopes And Dreams' to find out...
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'How To Save The World: Part 3A - Hopes And Dreams' by Charles Fudgemuffin is available for Kindle from Amazon:
UK: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
US: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
Please note, 'How To Save The World: Part 3A - Hopes And Dreams' is suitable for ages 18+ and is not recommended for prudes or squares.
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Coming soon from Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates...
The third and final story in the How To Save The World trilogy spans three books and the final two books are scheduled to be released over the next few months.
A selection of short stories by new author Alexander Frey Smith are also due to be published by Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates over the next few months.
Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates also has a travel guide planned for publication within the next twelve months.
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