The Funny Side of Football

'The Funny Side Of Football' for kindle.

‘The Funny Side Of Football’ collects a variety of amusing quotes from footballers, managers and pundits. It also includes a selection of light-hearted chapters on a variety of football themed subjects.

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“You can’t play with a one armed goalkeeper. Not at this level.”
…Kevin Keegan

“If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England.”
…John Barnes

“There was nothing between us and United … apart from the seven goals.”
…Danny Wilson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.”
…David Acfield

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong! The Leicester City 2015-16 Premier League Story (Told In Quotes)

Dilly Ding! Dilly Dong!

If pre-season someone had told you that Chelsea would fail to defend their title, and on the day when the new champions were officially confirmed, Chelsea fans would be chanting the name of the new champions, it would have seemed unbelievable…

From pizza to champagne, from Jamie Vardy having a party to Gary Lineker’s undies, this is the story of the most incredible season in the history of English football, told in quotes by the players, managers, pundits and fans.

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“We all know the big teams and the big money wins ninety nine percent of the time. I know, because I am the one percent.”

“Roy Of The Rovers readers would have written in and said, ‘No, this is too daft.'”

“Claudio Ranieri? Really?”

The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes

'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' for kindle.

'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' is the story of the 2015 formula 1 season as told by the drivers, ex-drivers, team personnel, pundits and commentators.

Relive the inter-team rivalry between Lewis hamilton and Nico Rosberg, tyre blow-outs, Fernando Alonso's 'GP2 engine' frustrations, capgate, Red Bull and Renault almost getting a divorce, tyre pressure investigations, and other stories of the year, as Lewis Hamilton battled to his third F1 title.

Each Grand Prix weekend is covered in detail with sections featuring build-up quotes, race weekend, radio quotes, post-race quotes, and statistics.

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'The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes' is available for kindle from Amazon:
The 2015 Formula 1 Season In Quotes

Small Pots Also Have Ears by Charles Fudgemuffin

Small Pots Also Have Ears

'Small Pots Also Have Ears' is a short story based on a Swedish saying which roughly translates to mean 'children listen in to adult conversations and overhear more than you realise'.  Here's a teaser quote from the story...

"Auntie, you know what? My dad says..."

Although 'Small Pots Also Have Ears' is technically set billions of miles away on the planet Fem, it’s nevertheless just a regular everyday story about a young kid and his parents, and other than a few alien sounding names, it could just as easily have been set here on Earth.

‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you.  However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then it's free from iBooks, Kobo, B&N, Payhip and Smashwords.  You can also read it online at Wattpad.

Santa And The Naughty Elf

'Santa And The Naughty Elf' for kindle.

A Christmas themed book from Charles Fudgemuffin, Jr.

Santa Claus has gone missing and his replacement, Neville the Naughty Elf, is getting up to all sorts of mischief while Santa is away.  In fact if Neville succeeds in his despicable plans, this could turn into the most miserable Christmas ever!

Two of Santa’s loyal elves, Derek Droopy-Ears and Elvis Curly-Toes, are determined to do everything they can to stop Neville from ruining Christmas for everyone, but will they be able to track Santa down before it’s too late?

Or will naughty Neville succeed and spoil Christmas for all the nice kids all around the world?

Find out in...

'Santa And The Naughty Elf'.

Available for kindle from the link below:
Santa And The Naughty Elf

Haad Rin Guide Book

Haad Rin Guide Book

A travel guide from our 'Butterfly Effect Travel Guides' imprint.

Haad Rin Guide Book is an in-depth guide to Haad Rin on the tropical island of Koh Phangan in Thailand.

The guide book includes sections on hotels (with maps and photos), hostels, bars, restaurants, day tours, getting to and from Koh Phangan, safety information, and much more. Inside you'll find all the information you need to help make your visit to Haad Rin a memorable and enjoyable experience.

The guide book is currently availabe as a Kindle ebook priced at around £2/$3 from Amazon:
Purchase the Haad Rin Guide Book for Kindle

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Coming soon for Nook and Kobo.

True Or False: A Light-Hearted Collection Of Facts And Bluffs

A part fiction, part non-fiction book by Charles Fudgemuffin

True Or False by Charles Fudgemuffin

If you're looking for a very formal 'True Or False' book written in an informative style similar to that found in an encyclopedia, then this probably isn't the book for you.  Many of the facts and bluffs found in this book cover silly or trivial subjects.  One or two serious general knowledge facts may have slipped past the quality control department, but on the whole things are light-hearted first, and educational second.

The book features seventeen sections on a wide variety of subjects and readers of the Charles Fudgemuffin blog may recognise the ‘Romance’ and ‘Scary Facts’ sections as they originally appeared on the blog to celebrate Valentine’s Day and Halloween.  Other sections were inspired by ideas used on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, or from ideas mentioned in the alien comedy ‘How To Save The World’ books.  Most of the facts and bluffs, however, have been compiled specifically for this book.

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Charles Fudgemuffin's 'True Or False: A Light-Hearted Collection Of Facts And Bluffs' is available in epub format from Payhip:
True Or False: A Light-Hearted Collection Of Facts And Bluffs